We rolled into The Wilds for what was supposed to be an educational safari and turned into a full-blown family comedy. We hand-fed a greater one-horned rhino (slobber included at no extra charge), stretched snacks up to giraffes, and got side-eyed by white rhinos who clearly ran the place. Between zebras, elk, oryx, and the chaos of wrangling sisters and kids, it felt less like a serene wildlife tour and more like a live-action cartoon where the animals weren’t the only ones making a scene.

















































